Have you ever enjoyed a song, a food, a person or a place just because it (he or she) had that special thing. The thing is an indescribable feeling that in my case can only be relayed through images, tastes, sounds and smells. That thing made you love it and sometimes hate it. In Kunming, there is this extraordinary thing I’ve found. The best way for me to share with you the energy of Kuming is via this list of “Kunmingisms.” They are a compilation of observations I’ve made here. Some things I love, hate and just plain don’t understand. I encourage you to travel to Kunming one day. In case you are not able to, here are a few things that you may find interesting.
Imagine walking around Kunming. All of the things on this list have not been isolated observations or incidents. It’s honestly part of the culture here. During an afternoon stroll, if you’re on the street for 45 minutes you may observe most if not all of these things.
Kunmingisms Part One “It’s not bad and not good—It is what it is”
Umbrellas
There is an obsession with umbrellas here. On any given street in the downtown area I would say 80% of the shops sell them. The selection is amazing. You can find plaid umbrellas, lace umbrellas, sun umbrellas, rain umbrellas, umbrellas that change colors when wet and the list goes on. The umbrellas range from US $2 to US $25. We’re in the rainy season now so I bet the umbrella culture is on hyperdrive. Okay, the sun umbrellas supposedly have fabrics that offer UV protection. Along with the mass amount of skin bleaching products sold in department stores, protection from the harmful sun rays and most of all the risk of tanning is very important for women here.
When it rains or when it’s sunny I’ve seen people riding on motorbikes with one hand on the handles (barely avoiding each other) and the other hand holding the most important accessory, an umbrella. You can imagine my horror as I attempt to cross streets and both bike riders and motorbike drivers are weaving around me with their one-handed driving.
Imagine walking around Kunming. All of the things on this list have not been isolated observations or incidents. It’s honestly part of the culture here. During an afternoon stroll, if you’re on the street for 45 minutes you may observe most if not all of these things.
Kunmingisms Part One “It’s not bad and not good—It is what it is”
Umbrellas
There is an obsession with umbrellas here. On any given street in the downtown area I would say 80% of the shops sell them. The selection is amazing. You can find plaid umbrellas, lace umbrellas, sun umbrellas, rain umbrellas, umbrellas that change colors when wet and the list goes on. The umbrellas range from US $2 to US $25. We’re in the rainy season now so I bet the umbrella culture is on hyperdrive. Okay, the sun umbrellas supposedly have fabrics that offer UV protection. Along with the mass amount of skin bleaching products sold in department stores, protection from the harmful sun rays and most of all the risk of tanning is very important for women here.
When it rains or when it’s sunny I’ve seen people riding on motorbikes with one hand on the handles (barely avoiding each other) and the other hand holding the most important accessory, an umbrella. You can imagine my horror as I attempt to cross streets and both bike riders and motorbike drivers are weaving around me with their one-handed driving.
Injections
The folks here really are into medicine--pills, elixirs, teas and my personal favorite injections. I was sick with food poisoning about a month ago. I was strongly encouraged by my friend to go to the hospital and get an injection. I had a few mosquito bites and I was encouraged to get an injection. I had a small cold, and what treatment was recommended? AN INJECTION. A classmate at the school actually went and got an injection for her cold. I don’t think she feels any better. All of this was confirmed when I went to a Karaoke (a.k.a) KTV club over the weekend. People can rent rooms by the hour and have karaoke party. They have a little convenience/liquor store on the first floor where folks can load up on Chivas Regal, Absolute Vodka, Bombay Sapphire and what????? Glucose injections. Yes, they had vials of glucose on the shelf, the label on the box read “GLUCOSE INJECTIONS.” I was surprised to say the least.
Noodles, Noodles, Noodles
The Yunnan Province is known for its Over the Bridge Noodles or Cross Bridge Noodles. There are tons of noodle shops here. You can build your own noodle dishes. It’s like the Chinese version of Chipotle. I love it. The broth is amazing, I’ve tasted anything like it before. It’s like the heavens brewed up broth made of the best ingredients ever—garlic, onion, beef stock, chili and a bunch of other stuff I don’t know the English names for. And from the clouds it poured into my bowl. Throw some noodles in and we’re set. After a night of dancing at the club there is nothing like a bowl of hot noodle soup.
The most popular noodle joint is called “The Brother’s Jiang.” The system for ordering is quite complex for a foreigner like me. First, you go up to an order window and order (in Chinese only) what type of noodles you want. In case you don’t understand the menu and are feeling adventurous—just point. You pay and you are given a printed ticket. Depending on what you ordered you go to another section give the cook your ticket and choose the specific ingredients you want added. I don’t understand why the ordering is a two step process but it is. Step three is finding a seat. When it is crowded one must literally fight for seats. It is best to stand over people while they’re eating. Just hover over until they are finished eating and when the last drop of broth is being slurped, lean in like you are about to sit down and appropriate the space. I did not do this because my Mom would not approve. But my friend did! The Over the Bridge Noodles are delivered to you. You get different foods on little plates along with a big bowl of broth. First add the raw egg, then the pork, veggies and finally noodles. The broth is so hot it cooks the food in a flash. After like 7 minutes you can eat. You don’t have to eat the meat but it enhances the flavor.